Silly Preschool Jokes

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 What do you call a pig that knows karate? 

-         A pork chop!

 

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Why do bees have sticky hair?  

  -Because they use honeycombs.

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Why was the man running around his bed?  

  -He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?  

  -Because 7 8 9!

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Why do cows wear bells?  

  -Because their horns don't work!

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Knock, knock.  

  -Who's there?

Boo.

  -Boo who?

 

 

Please don't cry. It's only a joke.
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Knock, knock.

  -Who's there?

Cows say.

  -Cows say who?

No silly, cows say moo!

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Knock, knock.

  -Who's there?

Tank.

  -Tank who?

You're welcome!

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What's mom and dad's favorite ride at a fair?
- A married-go-round!
Henry son of Laura from PlayDrHutch
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Where do cows go on Friday night?
- To the MOOOvie theater.
Krissy from B-Inspired Mama
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Where do sheep get their wool cut?
- At the BAAAbars!
Deborah from Learn With Play At Home
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Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Banana
-Banana who?
Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
Danielle from 52 Brand New
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Where do library books like to sleep?
- Under their covers!
Kim from Adventures in Reading with Kids